Archive | March, 2016

Kazakhstan: Tractor Spat Splits Commies

18 Mar

Kazakhstan’s communists have been rocked by a tractor controversy ahead of Sunday’s parliamentary election.

When the Communist People’s Party of Kazakhstan kicked off the election season with an anti-Western stunt little did they expect that it would cause a deep rift in the ranks of the cadres.

An election-themed hoarding in downtown Almaty

An election-themed hoarding in downtown Almaty

Mels Melsovich Melsov, a communist from a long line of communists, was appalled when his comrades used a tractor to crush some old vhs tapes.

“Why should we stoop to using this Western agricultural import – are our hoes and feet not good enough to smash this menace?” Melsov fumed to kazaxia.

Melsov was so incensed that he decided to form his own breakaway party ahead of the election on 20 March.

“My party, the People’s Communist Party of Kazakhstan, represents the true path for the people of our beloved country, not these Western-leaning upstart counter-revolutionaries,” he added, beginning to foam at the mouth.

The stunt was supposed to represent the rejection of decadent western culture and its pernicious influence on people’s minds. Melsov donated a vhs tape from his private collection from the mid-90s – ‘Roxette – Live in Tirana’.

Election Observation Offer

16 Mar

Ever wanted to be an election observer?

Why not join forces with kazaxia to observe a real, live election.

We’ve teamed up with Kleptis Tours to offer a limited number of places to oversee all the goings on in an upcoming election.

You will be able to experience the excitement of carousel voting as a mini bus, complete with a well-stocked mini bar, whisks you from polling station to polling station to cast multiple votes.

Marvel as teams of experts vie to see who can stuff the most ballot papers into an empty ballot box in the shortest space of time.

Take part in the vote count and watch the turnout figures magically rise as more and more votes for the ruling party appear out of nowhere.

Hurry – places are limited – the deal is on a strictly first come, first served basis.

(Editor’s note: Unfortunately, this offer does not apply to Sunday’s election in Kazakhstan)